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Air Freight

An aeroplane is a real cunt at top speed. A real motherfucker. It is as fast as fuck and can EASILY skip over potentially wet waterways. That is why you should send your dead sharks via jumbo jet aeroplane.

Domestic Freight

That big fucking ship pictured over there to the left is pretty fucking useless on dry land. It makes painfully slow progress. For dry land and the shipment of dead badgers we recommend trucks.



Ocean Freight

Your average ship is King of the Fuckin' Sea. Not even a shark swimming at top speed would dare to fuck with a ship. He would get his teeth smashed all the way in. Therefore you should send your pipe cleaners and shattered lampshades and lentil chopsticks etc by ship.

Cost effective. Fast. Reliable.

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